Pub Quiz
05/19
1 May the U of I Be With You! 55
2 Seaman May Be Cumming 54
3 Burger of the Month: Mushroom With a View Burger 53
Mother Should I Trust the Pork Roll?! 53
What Can Brown Do For You? 52
Rough Winds Do Shake the Darling Shoes of May 51
Plan F the Force 50
Beautiful Losers 48
Make Trivialis Great Again 48
Trump Supporters for Mail Order Brides 46
32 Points or Bust 43
Mahna Mahna 33
Wally 31
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Evil Mr. Phil
05/17

Hey, NY! It's pub quiz night! I bet you're as excited about it as I AM, NY!


amny crossword puzzle answers

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Evil Mr. Phil
05/12
1 Make Trivialis Great Again 54
2 May the U of I Be With You! 50
3 Burger of the Month: Mushroom With a View Burger 49
Mother Should I Trust the Pork Roll?! 48
Rough Winds Do Shake the Darling Shoes of May 48
Seaman May Be Cumming 47
Trump Supporters for Mail Order Brides 42
Martha Washington's Feral Tomcat 40
Plan F the Force 39
Woman and Husband 39
Orzo Salad 38.5
Morning Inwood: May the 4th Be Forever In Your Favor 35
Committee on the Consumption of Time 33
32 Points or Bust 24
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OJ the Imposter
05/11

I can't decide if my favorite author is John Lange or Jeffrey Hudson.

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OJ the Imposter
05/05
1 Mother Should I Trust the Pork Roll?! 53*
May the U of I Be With You! 53
2 Billy Possums 52
Trump Supporters for Mail Order Brides 52
3 Rough Winds Do Shake the Darling Shoes of May 50
Make Trivialis Great Again 49
Burger of the Month: Mushroom With a View Burger 47
Seaman May Be Cumming 47
Cruz Pulled Out - Too Bad His Father Didn't 43
Duck, Duck, Jews 42
32 Points or Bust 36
Morning Inwood: May the 4th Be Forever In Your Favor 35
Plan F the Force 34
Foreigner 31
Medicated and Motivated 31
Quatro de Mayo 30
The Manifesto 19
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Evil Mr. Phil
05/03

If he wasn't bald-headed, would he have starred in The Scalphunters in '68?
If he wasn't nominated Best Supporting Actor in '62, would it have gone to the birds?
If he hadn't died in '94. Would he be 94 today?
And if he became a one-hit wonder in '75, shouldn't you look up a recording of it and imagine the previous lines set to its tune.


While you untangle that one, don't forget this is also the first Wednesday of a new month and Mary O'Shag will be in attendance to collect your cans.

Show us your cans!

Show us your cans!

Standard rules apply. If you want a bonus point for your team, you'd better show up with the goods.

We're collecting donations for the Good Shepherd food pantry. If everyone on your team complies and brings in a donation, then your team will get a point added to your score at the end of the night.

Low sodium and low sugar foods are particularly helpful and wanted, as are seasonings (plain boiled pasta gets tiring, no matter how hungry you are.) Child-appealing products are great too.

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Evil Mr. Phil
04/27
1 Plan F is for Feels 56.5
2 U + I = J 55.5
3 Pork Roll for Passover! 53.5
April is the Shoe-est Month 52.5
United Colors of Trivialis 50.5
Burger of the Month: Avocado da Vida Burger 49.5
Inwoody Woodpeckers 49.5
Whiskey Hug 49.5
Seaman Cumming? Elijah Is a No Show 48.5
Free the Beers! 46.5
The Manifesto 41.5
Sassafras 40.5
Schism? I Barely Know Him 37.5
Eldridge 87 32.5
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Team 32
Becky with the Good Hair 28.5
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Evil Mr. Phil
04/27

I guess you'll all be wanting a hint for this week's quiz.

Now that hockey is over for the year, how about I as some questions about Major League Soccer? You may wish to familiarize yourself with all those storied teams in the long history of Major League Soccer.

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Evil Mr. Phil
04/20
1 U + I = J 54
2 Pork Roll for Passover! 53
3 Ted Cruz and the Cuban Mistress Crisis 48
April is the Shoe-est Month 47
Seaman Cumming? Elijah Is a No Show 47
Burger of the Month: Avocado da Vida Burger 45
United Colors of Trivialis 41
Mahna Mahna 40
Plan F is for Feels 40
Schism? I Barely Know Him 37
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Team 36
P&S Envy 32.5
Morning Inwood 31
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OJ the Imposter
04/20

Marcia Gay Harden was obviously Medfield College's best president.

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What is this all about?
Every Wednesday night at 8 pm, a pub quiz takes place at the Indian Road Café in the northwest corner of Inwood, nay the northwest corner of Manhattan, nay the world. This pub quiz is unique in its northwesternness, its punctuality, and its uniqueness. It’s free to enter, and you could win prizes like beer, t-shirts, beer t-shirts, beer glasses, gift certificates, beer, and more beer. The weekly quiz is hosted by the unsyndicated quizmaster conglomerate of Dr. Jordan, The Evil Mr. Phil, and OJ the Imposter, just some quizmasters trying to get ahead in the world with nothing but a website.

This is that website.
Sometimes one night a week just isn’t enough to get your trivia fix. Or perhaps you’re one of those unfortunate people who doesn’t live in Inwood or is unable to travel here on a Wednesday night. Whatever the reason, we’ve got you covered.

We’ve digitally remastered all of our trivia, and we’re passing the savings on to you. Also, some people may want to check out the IRCPQ on Facebook, but you’re probably not one of those people. And, you’re certainly not the type that uses Google+, right? Crap, we might even decide to give Twitter a try.
Team Name 05/04 05/11 05/18 Total Week Month
1 May the U of I Be With You! 53 50 55 158        
2 Mother Should I Trust the Pork Roll?! 53* 48 53 154        
3 Make Trivialis Great Again 49 54 48 151        
Burger of the Month: Mushroom With a View Burger 47 49 53 149        
Rough Winds Do Shake the Darling Shoes of May 50 48 51 149        
Seaman May Be Cumming 47 47 54 148        
Trump Supporters for Mail Order Brides 52 42 46 140        
Plan F the Force 34 39 50 123        
               
               
               
               
               
Team Name 04/06 04/13 04/20 04/27 Total Week Month
1 Pork Roll for Passover! 56 48 53 53.5 210.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 03/02 03/09 03/16 03/23 03/30 Total Week Month
1 Burger of the Month: Don't Go Bacon My Heart 49.5 46 49 51 53.5 249        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 02/03 02/10 02/17 02/24 Total Week Month
1 #UniversityOfInwoodSoWhite 59 52 52 55 218        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/06 01/13 01/20 01/27 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Cloisters Occupation Militia 56.5 54 51 50* 211.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 12/02 12/09 12/16 12/23 12/30 Total Week Month
1 Pork Roll Roasting on an Open Fire 52 49 51 52 57 261        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 11/04 11/11 11/18 11/25 Total Week Month
1 The Ransom of Red Shoe 57 51 55 54 217        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/07 10/14 10/21 10/28 Total Week Month
1 The Call of C-Shoe-Lu 55 56* 54 58 223        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 09/02 09/09 09/16 09/23 09/30 Total Week Month
1 Shoe's Labour's Red 54 56 53 56 42 261        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 08/05 08/12 08/19 08/26 Total Week Month
1 Pork Roll a la Mode 55 57 54 55 221        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/01 07/08 07/15 07/22 07/29 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood: Gay-Straight Alliance 55 55 49 55 53 267        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 06/03 06/10 06/17 06/24 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Commencement Library Fine Amnesty Program 58 53.5 56 53 220.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/06 05/13 05/20 05/27 Total Week Month
1 May Your Shoes Be Red 53 58 50.5 47.5 209*        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 04/01 04/08 04/15 04/22 04/29 Total Week Month
1 April Shoe-ers 59 55 54 56 58 282        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 03/04 03/11 03/18 03/25 Total Week Month
1 Beware the Ides of Trivialis 53 58 46 54 211        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 02/04 02/11 02/18 02/25 Total Week Month
1 Roses Are Red Shoes Are Too 52 53 56 54 215        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/07 01/14 01/21 01/28 Total Week Month
1 Mmmm....Pork Roll 55 52 55 62.5 224.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 12/03 12/10 12/17 Total Week Month
1 Rudolf the Red Shoe Reindeer 53 55 53 161        
               
               
               
               
               
Team Name 11/05 11/12 11/19 11/26 Total Week Month
1 The Red Shoe Gunpowder Plot 54 54 54 55 217        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/01 10/08 10/15 10/22 10/29 Total Week Month
1 Dick Trickle and the Hollow Weenies 53 52.5 43.5 54 51 254        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 09/03 09/10 09/17 09/24 Total Week Month
1 One Red Toe Tapping 41 56 56 56 209        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 08/06 08/13 08/20 08/27 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Baby Farm and Petting Zoo 54* 57 58 56 225        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/02 07/09 07/16 07/23 07/30 Total Week Month
1 Cumming Up With Seaman Cumming Puns 45 58 54 56 63 276        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 06/04 06/11 06/18 06/25 Total Week Month
1 Abnormally Mediocre 52 57 55 52.5 216.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/07 05/14 05/21 05/28 Total Week Month
1 Trivialis in Wonderland 54 53 54 61 222        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 04/02 04/09 04/16 04/23 04/30 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Spring Break Rehydration Center 56 46 50 53.5 54 259.5        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 03/05 03/12 03/19 03/26 Total Week Month
1 The Steel Toed Ruby Slippers 54 51 49.5 53 207.5*        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 02/05 02/12 02/19 02/26 Total Week Month
1 Tivi-Über-Alles 51 51 51 51.5 204.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/01 01/08 01/15 01/22 01/29 Total Week Month
1 Duke Silver and the Cones of Dunshire 48 48 54 57 51 258        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 12/04 12/11 12/18 Total Week Month
1 Adeste Trivialis 52 52* 52 156        
               
               
               
               
               
Team Name 11/06 11/13 11/20 11/27 Total Week Month
1 Here Comes the Trivialis 50 56 57 49 212        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/30 Total Week Month
1 Curse of Phil's Beard 30* 30*        
           
           
           
           
           
Team Name 10/30 Total Week Month
1 Trick or Trivialis Trebek 28 28        
           
           
           
           
           
Team Name 10/02 10/09 10/16 10/23 Total Week Month
1 Waffles, Friends, and Work 50* 52 43 58 203        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 09/04 09/11 09/18 09/25 Total Week Month
1 The Wheels on the Bus Go Suck It Trebek! 53 49 56 60 218        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 08/07 08/14 08/21 08/28 Total Week Month
1 Bunny Slippers Make My Nipples Tingle 57 50 53 54 214        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/03 07/10 07/17 07/24 07/31 Total Week Month
1 Ice Cream! Hot Dogs! Seaman, Cumming 46 56 55 56 48 261        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 06/05 06/12 06/19 06/26 Total Week Month
1 Party at Table 8! 54 52.5 49 55 210.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/01 05/08 05/15 05/22 05/29 Total Week Month
1 2,000 Pounds of Stampeding Revenge 55 54 56 55 53 273        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 04/03 04/10 04/17 04/24 Total Week Month
1 Seaman Cumming Round the Mountain 39.5 53 52 54.5 199        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 03/06 03/13 03/20 03/27 Total Week Month
1 That's What Grandma Said at the Orgy 49 59.5 50 53 211.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 02/06 02/13 02/20 02/27 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood... 51 51 57.5 46 205.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/02 01/09 01/16 01/23 01/30 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood 55 48 52 55 53 263        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 12/05 12/12 12/19 12/26 Total Week Month
1 Seaman Clause is Cumming to Town 55 49.5 41 42 187.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 11/07 11/14 11/21 11/28 Total Week Month
1 The Hypno-Toads 58 52 51 48 209        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/03 10/10 10/17 10/24 10/31 Total Week Month
1 The Red Shoes 46.5 47 51 50 52 246.5        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 09/05 09/12 09/19 09/26 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Lambda Lambda Lambda Rush 48 46 47.5 55 196.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 08/29 Total Week Month
1 Chewbacca 54 54        
           
           
           
           
           
Team Name 08/01 08/08 08/15 08/22 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 52 39 54 53 198        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/04 07/11 07/18 07/25 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 52 52 51 51 206        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 06/06 06/13 06/20 06/27 Total Week Month
1 IMSA 46 48.5 57* 53 204.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/02 05/09 05/16 05/23 05/30 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Agent Kate Conlin Memorial Library 49 48 55 56 50 258        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 04/04 04/11 04/18 04/25 Total Week Month
1 Inwood Nation 54 50.5 47 48 199.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 03/07 03/14 03/21 03/28 Total Week Month
1 The Blockheaded Bracegirdles 48 49 50 57 204        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 02/01 02/08 02/15 02/22 02/29 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 51 48 51 42 54 246        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 01/04 01/11 01/18 01/25 Total Week Month
1 Treats and Snoozin 55 57 53 54.5* 219.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 12/07 12/14 12/21 12/28 Total Week Month
1 Deck the Halls With Seaman and Cumming 56 43.5 47 49 195.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 11/02 11/09 11/16 11/23 11/30 Total Week Month
1 Seaman Cumming to Baste Your Turkey 55 48 51 59 51.5 264.5        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 10/05 10/12 10/19 10/26 Total Week Month
1 Team Two 58.5 48 42.5 53 202        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 09/07 09/14 09/21 09/28 Total Week Month
1 IMSA 53 51 56.5 49 209.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 08/03 08/10 08/17 08/24 08/31 Total Week Month
1 Augustus Trivialis 64 54 38.5 48.5 52 257        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 07/06 07/13 07/20 07/27 Total Week Month
1 Showtime Synergy 43 53.5 53 51 200.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 06/01 06/08 06/15 06/22 06/29 Total Week Month
1 Majestuous 55 44 54 39.5 52.5 245        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 05/04 05/11 05/18 05/25 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Museum of Comparative Cryptozoology 46 51 54* 49 200        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 04/06 04/13 04/20 04/27 Total Week Month
1 Weasel Stomping Day 51 49 48 54 202        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 03/02 03/09 03/16 03/23 03/30 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 58 52 51 52 47 260        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 02/02 02/09 02/16 02/23 Total Week Month
1 I Agree With Tracy Morgan 47 53 55.5 49 204.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/05 01/12 01/19 01/26 Total Week Month
1 The Makisupa Policemen 55 47 56 47.5 205.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 12/01 12/08 12/15 12/22 12/29 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 50 54 54 50 45 253        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 11/03 11/10 11/17 11/24 Total Week Month
1 Who Dat Ninja? 48 50 52 50.5 200.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/06 10/13 10/20 10/27 Total Week Month
1 The Simpletons 43 50 50 38.5 181.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 09/01 09/08 09/15 09/22 09/29 Total Week Month
1 Tearwater Tea 38.5 50* 48.5 42.5 44 223.5        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 08/04 08/11 08/18 08/25 Total Week Month
1 Squam! 43 44* 48 45.5 180.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/07 07/14 07/21 07/28 Total Week Month
1 Secondhand Embarrassment 36.5 44 53 54 187.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 06/02 06/09 06/16 06/23 06/30 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 51* 47.5 45 45 43.5 232        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 05/05 05/12 05/19 05/26 Total Week Month
1 The Simpletons 44.5 44 50 51 189.5