Pub Quiz
06/23
1 University of Inwood Holds the Door 51*
Stop, Pork, & Roll 51
2 Burger of the Month: Let' Give Them Something Shitake Bout Burger 47
Truffles & Trivialis 47
3 Seaman Cumming for Your Email Server 45
Shout Out the Answers 45
The Blushing Shoes of June 44
Lustre Dust 41
Schism?! I barely know him! 36
Queen Elizabeths 35
Plan F Divorced 34
Woman + Husband 26
Psych Nurses 15
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Evil Mr. Phil
06/21

Seven and a half? Why not seventy-five and half?

While we're at it, why not seventy-five and a half Bedford Street?

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Evil Mr. Phil
06/15
1 Burger of the Month: Let' Give Them Something Shitake Bout Burger 50
2 Shout Out the Answers 49
3 Truffles & Trivialis 46
Seaman Cumming for Your Email Server 45
The Blushing Shoes of June 45
What Can Brown Do For Jen? 40
Plan F Divorced 39
Whiskey Hug 38
University of Inwood Holds the Door 37
Woman + Husband 33
Chokey Chickens 28
Phyllis Diller 28
Twin Donut Flounder Sandwich 27
Stinky Weasel Teets 26
Vote for Nobody 21
Queen Elizabeths 20
Dear Evan Hansen 13
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Dr. Jordan
06/15

Well, I guess there are less than 7,919,900 people to call in that state.

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Dr. Jordan
06/09
1 University of Inwood Holds the Door 55
2 Burger of the Month: Let' Give Them Something Shitake Bout Burger 54
Truffles & Trivialis 54
3 Shout Out the Answers 52
Stop, Pork, & Roll 52
The Blushing Shoes of June 51
Seaman Cumming for Your Email Server 48
Anarchy In the Fish Fillet 46
Schism?! I barely know him! 46
Plan F Divorced 42
Queen Elizabeths 42
Just For the Halibut 31
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Evil Mr. Phil
06/08
1 Shout Out the Answers 53
2 Burger of the Month: Let' Give Them Something Shitake Bout Burger 50
The Blushing Shoes of June 50
3 Truffles & Trivialis 49
University of Inwood Holds the Door 49
Stop, Pork, & Roll 45
Woman + Husband 45
Billy Possums 44
Seaman Cumming for Your Email Server 42
Plan F Divorced 41
Skin of Our Teeth 37
Scrambled Eggs & Bacon 29
Queen Elizabeths 22
S'Mulder 21
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Dr. Jordan
06/08

Why is it that the Twenty-fifth Amendment only gets invoked when a colon is involved?

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Evil Mr. Phil
06/01

If a recliner had fallen into Osei Tutu's lap, his descendants might have been more comfortable in the long run.

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Dr. Jordan
05/25
1 Plan F the Force 58
2 May the U of I Be With You! 55.25
3 Burger of the Month: Mushroom With a View Burger 54
What Can Brown Do For You? 54
Mother Should I Trust the Pork Roll?! 53
Make Trivialis Great Again 50.25
Rough Winds Do Shake the Darling Shoes of May 48.75
Seaman May Be Cumming 47
Trump Supporters for Mail Order Brides 46.5
Schism? I Hardly Knew Him? 45.5
The Asylum 41.5
Hollow Rodents 40.5
Queen Elizabeths 25.5
32 Points or Bust 18.5
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Evil Mr. Phil
05/24

With OJ staying at home to bond with his latest spawn, Respected Desperado, we are beginning our summertime guest hosting season a little early this year.

Tonight I will be joined in Quizmaster's Corner by The Might Matt!

The Mighty Matt is mysterious man, and he has sent me this mysterious message:

"The slogan 'taxation without representation' isn't just for 18th-century revolutionaries any more. If you live in the right place, you can get it on your license plate."

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Evil Mr. Phil
What is this all about?
Every Wednesday night at 8 pm, a pub quiz takes place at the Indian Road Café in the northwest corner of Inwood, nay the northwest corner of Manhattan, nay the world. This pub quiz is unique in its northwesternness, its punctuality, and its uniqueness. It’s free to enter, and you could win prizes like beer, t-shirts, beer t-shirts, beer glasses, gift certificates, beer, and more beer. The weekly quiz is hosted by the unsyndicated quizmaster conglomerate of Dr. Jordan, The Evil Mr. Phil, and OJ the Imposter, just some quizmasters trying to get ahead in the world with nothing but a website.

This is that website.
Sometimes one night a week just isn’t enough to get your trivia fix. Or perhaps you’re one of those unfortunate people who doesn’t live in Inwood or is unable to travel here on a Wednesday night. Whatever the reason, we’ve got you covered.

We’ve digitally remastered all of our trivia, and we’re passing the savings on to you. Also, some people may want to check out the IRCPQ on Facebook, but you’re probably not one of those people. And, you’re certainly not the type that uses Google+, right? Crap, we might even decide to give Twitter a try.
Team Name 06/01 06/08 06/15 06/22 Total Week Month
1 Burger of the Month: Let' Give Them Something Shitake Bout Burger 50 54 50 47 201        
2 Shout Out the Answers 53 52 49 45 199        
3 Truffles & Trivialis 49 54 46 47 196        
University of Inwood Holds the Door 49 55 37 51* 192        
The Blushing Shoes of June 50 51 45 44 190        
Seaman Cumming for Your Email Server 42 48 45 45 180        
Plan F Divorced 41 42 39 34 156        
Stop, Pork, & Roll 45 52 51 148        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/04 05/11 05/18 05/27 Total Week Month
1 May the U of I Be With You! 53 50 55 55.25 213.25        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 04/06 04/13 04/20 04/27 Total Week Month
1 Pork Roll for Passover! 56 48 53 53.5 210.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 03/02 03/09 03/16 03/23 03/30 Total Week Month
1 Burger of the Month: Don't Go Bacon My Heart 49.5 46 49 51 53.5 249        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 02/03 02/10 02/17 02/24 Total Week Month
1 #UniversityOfInwoodSoWhite 59 52 52 55 218        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/06 01/13 01/20 01/27 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Cloisters Occupation Militia 56.5 54 51 50* 211.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 12/02 12/09 12/16 12/23 12/30 Total Week Month
1 Pork Roll Roasting on an Open Fire 52 49 51 52 57 261        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 11/04 11/11 11/18 11/25 Total Week Month
1 The Ransom of Red Shoe 57 51 55 54 217        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/07 10/14 10/21 10/28 Total Week Month
1 The Call of C-Shoe-Lu 55 56* 54 58 223        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 09/02 09/09 09/16 09/23 09/30 Total Week Month
1 Shoe's Labour's Red 54 56 53 56 42 261        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 08/05 08/12 08/19 08/26 Total Week Month
1 Pork Roll a la Mode 55 57 54 55 221        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/01 07/08 07/15 07/22 07/29 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood: Gay-Straight Alliance 55 55 49 55 53 267        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 06/03 06/10 06/17 06/24 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Commencement Library Fine Amnesty Program 58 53.5 56 53 220.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/06 05/13 05/20 05/27 Total Week Month
1 May Your Shoes Be Red 53 58 50.5 47.5 209*        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 04/01 04/08 04/15 04/22 04/29 Total Week Month
1 April Shoe-ers 59 55 54 56 58 282        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 03/04 03/11 03/18 03/25 Total Week Month
1 Beware the Ides of Trivialis 53 58 46 54 211        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 02/04 02/11 02/18 02/25 Total Week Month
1 Roses Are Red Shoes Are Too 52 53 56 54 215        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/07 01/14 01/21 01/28 Total Week Month
1 Mmmm....Pork Roll 55 52 55 62.5 224.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 12/03 12/10 12/17 Total Week Month
1 Rudolf the Red Shoe Reindeer 53 55 53 161        
               
               
               
               
               
Team Name 11/05 11/12 11/19 11/26 Total Week Month
1 The Red Shoe Gunpowder Plot 54 54 54 55 217        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/01 10/08 10/15 10/22 10/29 Total Week Month
1 Dick Trickle and the Hollow Weenies 53 52.5 43.5 54 51 254        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 09/03 09/10 09/17 09/24 Total Week Month
1 One Red Toe Tapping 41 56 56 56 209        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 08/06 08/13 08/20 08/27 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Baby Farm and Petting Zoo 54* 57 58 56 225        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/02 07/09 07/16 07/23 07/30 Total Week Month
1 Cumming Up With Seaman Cumming Puns 45 58 54 56 63 276        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 06/04 06/11 06/18 06/25 Total Week Month
1 Abnormally Mediocre 52 57 55 52.5 216.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/07 05/14 05/21 05/28 Total Week Month
1 Trivialis in Wonderland 54 53 54 61 222        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 04/02 04/09 04/16 04/23 04/30 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Spring Break Rehydration Center 56 46 50 53.5 54 259.5        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 03/05 03/12 03/19 03/26 Total Week Month
1 The Steel Toed Ruby Slippers 54 51 49.5 53 207.5*        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 02/05 02/12 02/19 02/26 Total Week Month
1 Tivi-Über-Alles 51 51 51 51.5 204.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/01 01/08 01/15 01/22 01/29 Total Week Month
1 Duke Silver and the Cones of Dunshire 48 48 54 57 51 258        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 12/04 12/11 12/18 Total Week Month
1 Adeste Trivialis 52 52* 52 156        
               
               
               
               
               
Team Name 11/06 11/13 11/20 11/27 Total Week Month
1 Here Comes the Trivialis 50 56 57 49 212        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/30 Total Week Month
1 Curse of Phil's Beard 30* 30*        
           
           
           
           
           
Team Name 10/30 Total Week Month
1 Trick or Trivialis Trebek 28 28        
           
           
           
           
           
Team Name 10/02 10/09 10/16 10/23 Total Week Month
1 Waffles, Friends, and Work 50* 52 43 58 203        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 09/04 09/11 09/18 09/25 Total Week Month
1 The Wheels on the Bus Go Suck It Trebek! 53 49 56 60 218        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 08/07 08/14 08/21 08/28 Total Week Month
1 Bunny Slippers Make My Nipples Tingle 57 50 53 54 214        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/03 07/10 07/17 07/24 07/31 Total Week Month
1 Ice Cream! Hot Dogs! Seaman, Cumming 46 56 55 56 48 261        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 06/05 06/12 06/19 06/26 Total Week Month
1 Party at Table 8! 54 52.5 49 55 210.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/01 05/08 05/15 05/22 05/29 Total Week Month
1 2,000 Pounds of Stampeding Revenge 55 54 56 55 53 273        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 04/03 04/10 04/17 04/24 Total Week Month
1 Seaman Cumming Round the Mountain 39.5 53 52 54.5 199        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 03/06 03/13 03/20 03/27 Total Week Month
1 That's What Grandma Said at the Orgy 49 59.5 50 53 211.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 02/06 02/13 02/20 02/27 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood... 51 51 57.5 46 205.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/02 01/09 01/16 01/23 01/30 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood 55 48 52 55 53 263        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 12/05 12/12 12/19 12/26 Total Week Month
1 Seaman Clause is Cumming to Town 55 49.5 41 42 187.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 11/07 11/14 11/21 11/28 Total Week Month
1 The Hypno-Toads 58 52 51 48 209        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/03 10/10 10/17 10/24 10/31 Total Week Month
1 The Red Shoes 46.5 47 51 50 52 246.5        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 09/05 09/12 09/19 09/26 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Lambda Lambda Lambda Rush 48 46 47.5 55 196.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 08/29 Total Week Month
1 Chewbacca 54 54        
           
           
           
           
           
Team Name 08/01 08/08 08/15 08/22 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 52 39 54 53 198        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/04 07/11 07/18 07/25 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 52 52 51 51 206        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 06/06 06/13 06/20 06/27 Total Week Month
1 IMSA 46 48.5 57* 53 204.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 05/02 05/09 05/16 05/23 05/30 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Agent Kate Conlin Memorial Library 49 48 55 56 50 258        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 04/04 04/11 04/18 04/25 Total Week Month
1 Inwood Nation 54 50.5 47 48 199.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 03/07 03/14 03/21 03/28 Total Week Month
1 The Blockheaded Bracegirdles 48 49 50 57 204        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 02/01 02/08 02/15 02/22 02/29 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 51 48 51 42 54 246        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 01/04 01/11 01/18 01/25 Total Week Month
1 Treats and Snoozin 55 57 53 54.5* 219.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 12/07 12/14 12/21 12/28 Total Week Month
1 Deck the Halls With Seaman and Cumming 56 43.5 47 49 195.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 11/02 11/09 11/16 11/23 11/30 Total Week Month
1 Seaman Cumming to Baste Your Turkey 55 48 51 59 51.5 264.5        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 10/05 10/12 10/19 10/26 Total Week Month
1 Team Two 58.5 48 42.5 53 202        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 09/07 09/14 09/21 09/28 Total Week Month
1 IMSA 53 51 56.5 49 209.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 08/03 08/10 08/17 08/24 08/31 Total Week Month
1 Augustus Trivialis 64 54 38.5 48.5 52 257        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 07/06 07/13 07/20 07/27 Total Week Month
1 Showtime Synergy 43 53.5 53 51 200.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 06/01 06/08 06/15 06/22 06/29 Total Week Month
1 Majestuous 55 44 54 39.5 52.5 245        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 05/04 05/11 05/18 05/25 Total Week Month
1 University of Inwood Museum of Comparative Cryptozoology 46 51 54* 49 200        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 04/06 04/13 04/20 04/27 Total Week Month
1 Weasel Stomping Day 51 49 48 54 202        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 03/02 03/09 03/16 03/23 03/30 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 58 52 51 52 47 260        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 02/02 02/09 02/16 02/23 Total Week Month
1 I Agree With Tracy Morgan 47 53 55.5 49 204.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 01/05 01/12 01/19 01/26 Total Week Month
1 The Makisupa Policemen 55 47 56 47.5 205.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 12/01 12/08 12/15 12/22 12/29 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 50 54 54 50 45 253        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 11/03 11/10 11/17 11/24 Total Week Month
1 Who Dat Ninja? 48 50 52 50.5 200.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 10/06 10/13 10/20 10/27 Total Week Month
1 The Simpletons 43 50 50 38.5 181.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 09/01 09/08 09/15 09/22 09/29 Total Week Month
1 Tearwater Tea 38.5 50* 48.5 42.5 44 223.5        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 08/04 08/11 08/18 08/25 Total Week Month
1 Squam! 43 44* 48 45.5 180.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 07/07 07/14 07/21 07/28 Total Week Month
1 Secondhand Embarrassment 36.5 44 53 54 187.5        
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
Team Name 06/02 06/09 06/16 06/23 06/30 Total Week Month
1 Random Chaos 51* 47.5 45 45 43.5 232        
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
Team Name 05/05 05/12 05/19 05/26 Total Week Month
1 The Simpletons 44.5 44 50 51 189.5