Indian Road Café Pub Quiz

10/17

Weekly Standings for 10/16/2019

1	Pintxho Pork Roll	57*
	Octavius Mediocritus Caesar	57
2	University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match	56
3	Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger	54
	Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham	53
	The Red Ghouls	50
	Plan I	49
	Womans and Husbands	47

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Evil Mr. Phil

10/16

Hint of the Week for October 16, 2019

True Story:

My lowest point as a Quizmaster was when I did a Common Bond about this story and NOBODY got it.

Join us tonight at the Indian Road Cafe Pub Quiz and I promise I will do better than that time.

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Professor Lone Star

10/10

Weekly Standings for 10/09/2019

1	University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match	59
2	Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger	56
3	Octavius Mediocritus Caesar	54
	Pintxho Pork Roll	54
	Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham	54
	Womans and Husbands	54
	The Red Ghouls	53
	Plan I	49
	The Debbies	47
	Pinkadelics	39.5

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Mary O'Shag

10/09

Hint of the Week for October 09, 2019

The weekend after next, the good people of Banner Elk, North Carolina, will celebrate the festival of the larvae of the Isabella Tiger Moth and seek its prognostication.

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Mary O'Shag

10/03

Weekly Standings for 10/02/2019

1	University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match	50*
	Pintxho Pork Roll	50
2	The Red Ghouls	49
3	Plan I	48
	Womans and Husbands	47
	Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham	46
	Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger	44
	Octavius Mediocritus Caesar	41
	The Whistle Blowers	41
	I'm Not Orange, Impeach	33
	The Husbands	20

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Evil Mr. Phil

10/02

Hint of the Week for October 02, 2019

My thirteenth birthday was the best I ever had. I received a birthday card whose outside claimed I'd be getting a BMW. Opening the card revealed a picture showing piles of poop in the shape of the letter W. Ever since that day I think of a BMW as a bowel movement W. I wonder what BMW really stand for?

Anyway... what I'm trying to say is... you should still show up to the quiz tonight! It's gonna be classy!

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Evil Mr. Phil

10/01

Weekly Standings for 09/25/2019

1	Worried Shoes RIP Daniel Johnston	51.5
2	Burger of the Month: Saved By the Bell Pepper Burger	51
	Remedial Mediocrity	51
3	Seaman Cumming on Pork Roll	47.5
	U of I Missed the Syllabus #dadjokes	47.5
	Womans & Husbands	46.5
	Plan I: White Claw Anonymous	37
	He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother	29
	Brofessors	18

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Mary O'Shag

09/25

Hint of the Week for September 25, 2019

I wanted to link directly to it, but it broke the quiz website. No wonder we don't have flying cars yet.

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The Sadieist

09/19

Weekly Standings for 09/18/2019

1	Remedial Mediocrity	56
2	Burger of the Month: Saved By the Bell Pepper Burger	55
	Worried Shoes RIP Daniel Johnston	55
3	Punkin and Peas	52
	Seaman Cumming on Pork Roll	48
	Womans & Husbands	48
	U of I Missed the Syllabus #dadjokes	46
	Cooper and Mohawk	44
	Plan I: White Claw Anonymous	42.5
	We Asked Jeeves	39

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Evil Mr. Phil

09/18

Hint of the Week for September 18, 2019

You know what this song reminds me of? The simpler times... If you jump ahead to 4:44, it might just help make some new memories for the quiz tonight.

Side Note: Apparently it's really hard to find these sketches online. I guess The Band wasn't happy with their royalty payouts :-(

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Professor Lone Star

I need more. Show me the old news.

What is this all about?

Every Wednesday night at 8 pm, a pub quiz takes place at the Indian Road Café in the northwest corner of Inwood, nay the northwest corner of Manhattan, nay the world. This pub quiz is unique in its northwesternness, its punctuality, and its uniqueness. It’s free to enter, and you could win prizes like beer, t-shirts, beer t-shirts, beer glasses, gift certificates, beer, and more beer. The weekly quiz is hosted by the unsyndicated quizmaster conglomerate of Dr. Jordan, The Evil Mr. Phil, OJ the Imposter, and The Sadiest, just some quizmasters trying to get ahead in the world with nothing but a website.

This is that website.
Sometimes one night a week just isn’t enough to get your trivia fix. Or perhaps you’re one of those unfortunate people who doesn’t live in Inwood or is unable to travel here on a Wednesday night. Whatever the reason, we’ve got you covered.

We’ve digitally remastered all of our trivia, and we’re passing the savings on to you. Also, some people may want to check out the IRCPQ on Facebook, but you’re probably not one of those people.

October 2019

	Team Name	10/02	10/09	10/16	Total
1	University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match	50*	59	56	165
2	Pintxho Pork Roll	50	54	57*	161
3	Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger	44	56	54	154
	Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham	46	54	53	153
	Octavius Mediocritus Caesar	41	54	57	152
	The Red Ghouls	49	53	50	152
	Womans and Husbands	47	54	47	148
	Plan I	48	49	49	146





full standings...

September 2019

	Team Name	09/04	09/11	09/18	09/25	Total
1	Remedial Mediocrity	54	49	56	51	210

August 2019

	Team Name	08/07	08/14	08/21	08/28	Total
1	Burger of the Month: Weekend at Bearnaise Burger	55.5	48	52	53	208.5

July 2019

	Team Name	07/03	07/10	07/17	07/24	07/31	Total
1	Burger of the Month Ruth Tomater Ginsburger	51	52	56	47	53	259

June 2019

	Team Name	06/05	06/12	06/19	06/26	Total
1	The Red Junebugs	50	58	58	56	222

May 2019

	Team Name	05/01	05/08	05/15	05/22	05/29	Total
1	U of I ❤️ NY	58	56	62*	52	56	284

April 2019

	Team Name	04/03	04/10	04/17	04/24	Total
1	University of Inwood Awash in Admission Scandal Money	54	51	51	54	210

March 2019

	Team Name	03/06	03/13	03/20	03/27	Total
1	U of I Suck It Up	57	54	49	56	216

February 2019

	Team Name	02/06	02/13	02/20	02/27	Total
1	Burger of the Month: It's Fried Egg I'm in Love Burger	55	53	50	57	215

January 2019

	Team Name	01/02	01/09	01/16	01/23	01/30	Total
1	Burger of the Month: Havarti Like it's 1999 Burger	56	50	47	55.5	54.5	263

December 2018

	Team Name	12/05	12/12	12/19	12/26	Total
1	Santa's Red Boots	45	53	58	46.5	202.5

November 2018

	Team Name	11/07	11/14	11/21	11/28	Total
1	Red Shoes, Blue State	56	52	53	55	216

October 2018

	Team Name	10/03	10/10	10/17	10/24	10/31	Total
1	The October Revshoelution	57.5	51	59	57	55*	279.5

September 2018

	Team Name	09/05	09/12	09/19	09/26	Total
1	Back to Shoe	55*	52	54	52	213

August 2018

	Team Name	08/01	08/08	08/15	08/22	08/29	Total
1	Augustus Mediocritus Caesar	50	48	57*	54	57	266

July 2018

	Team Name	07/04	07/11	07/18	07/25	Total
1	Declaration of Mediocrity	47	47	57	54	205

June 2018

	Team Name	06/06	06/13	06/20	06/27	Total
1	University of Inwood Solstice Cycle Class	56	53	49	52	210

May 2018

	Team Name	05/02	05/09	05/16	05/23	05/30	Total
1	Burger of the Month: If Looks Could Kale Burger	45.5	54	53.5	53	51*	257

April 2018

	Team Name	04/04	04/11	04/18	04/25	Total
1	University of Inwood April Showers Not Growers	54.5	55	53	57	219.5

March 2018

	Team Name	03/07	03/14	03/21	03/28	Total
1	Pork Roll Equinox	56	57	58	47	218

February 2018

	Team Name	02/07	02/21	02/28	Total
1	U of IOC	54.5	50	57	161.5

January 2018

	Team Name	01/03	01/10	01/17	01/24	01/31	Total
1	A Modicum of Mediocrity	46.5	48	52	49	52*	247.5

December 2017

	Team Name	12/06	12/13	12/20	12/27	Total
1	Burger of the Month One-Horse Open Slaw Burger	53	51	53	48	205*

November 2017

	Team Name	11/01	11/08	11/15	11/22	11/29	Total
1	Burger of the Month: You Can't Fight City Challah	54	51	57	42	59	263

October 2017

	Team Name	10/04	10/11	10/18	10/25	Total
1	Burger of the Month: The Cauliflower Is Cumin from Inside the House	53	53	56	47	209

September 2017

	Team Name	09/06	09/13	09/20	09/27	Total
1	Vitameata Vegamediocrities	57*	53.5	51	54	215.5

August 2017

	Team Name	08/02	08/09	08/16	08/23	08/30	Total
1	Pork Roll in the City	46	51	56	40	55	248

July 2017

	Team Name	07/05	07/12	07/19	07/26	Total
1	Golden Pork Roll Jubilee	54	46	47	56	203

June 2017

	Team Name	06/07	06/14	06/21	06/28	Total
1	University of Inwood: June Recess	53	53	56	44	206

May 2017

	Team Name	05/03	05/10	05/17	05/24	05/31	Total
1	They're Real and They're Mediocre	51	50	54	46.5	49	250.5

April 2017

	Team Name	04/05	04/12	04/19	04/26	Total
1	University of Inwood Sexual Assault Awareness Wet T-Shirt Fundraiser	58	55	55	55	223

March 2017

	Team Name	03/01	03/08	03/15	03/22	03/29	Total
1	University of Inwood: In Like A Lion, Out Like Impeachment	47	55	50	52	51	255

February 2017

	Team Name	02/01	02/08	02/15	02/22	Total
1	Trivialis Sees Its Shadow	53	49	58	52	212

January 2017

	Team Name	01/04	01/11	01/18	01/25	Total
1	Burger of the Month: Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger	54	56	55	58	223

December 2016

	Team Name	12/07	12/14	12/21	12/28	Total
1	Trivialis Lives in Infamy	50	57	50	56	213

November 2016

	Team Name	11/02	11/09	11/16	11/23	11/30	Total
1	U of I for Vendetta	51	53*	55	55	53	267

October 2016

	Team Name	10/05	10/12	10/19	10/26	Total
1	Burger of the Month Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger	54	51	58	55	218

September 2016

	Team Name	09/07	09/14	09/21	09/28	Total
1	Plan F & Woman & Husband	57	54	52	53	216

August 2016

	Team Name	08/03	08/10	08/17	08/24	08/31	Total
1	University of Inwood Olympic Cornhole Team	54	55	54	55	48.75	266.75

July 2016

	Team Name	07/06	07/13	07/20	07/27	Total
1	University of Inwood Is Stuck on the Garden State Parkway	55	53	47	55	210

June 2016

	Team Name	06/01	06/08	06/15	06/22	06/29	Total
1	Burger of the Month: Let' Give Them Something Shitake Bout Burger	50	54	50	47	51	252

May 2016

	Team Name	05/04	05/11	05/18	05/27	Total
1	May the U of I Be With You!	53	50	55	55.25	213.25

April 2016

	Team Name	04/06	04/13	04/20	04/27	Total
1	Pork Roll for Passover!	56	48	53	53.5	210.5

March 2016

	Team Name	03/02	03/09	03/16	03/23	03/30	Total
1	Burger of the Month: Don't Go Bacon My Heart	49.5	46	49	51	53.5	249

February 2016

	Team Name	02/03	02/10	02/17	02/24	Total
1	#UniversityOfInwoodSoWhite	59	52	52	55	218

January 2016

	Team Name	01/06	01/13	01/20	01/27	Total
1	University of Inwood Cloisters Occupation Militia	56.5	54	51	50*	211.5

December 2015

	Team Name	12/02	12/09	12/16	12/23	12/30	Total
1	Pork Roll Roasting on an Open Fire	52	49	51	52	57	261

November 2015

	Team Name	11/04	11/11	11/18	11/25	Total
1	The Ransom of Red Shoe	57	51	55	54	217

October 2015

	Team Name	10/07	10/14	10/21	10/28	Total
1	The Call of C-Shoe-Lu	55	56*	54	58	223

September 2015

	Team Name	09/02	09/09	09/16	09/23	09/30	Total
1	Shoe's Labour's Red	54	56	53	56	42	261

August 2015

	Team Name	08/05	08/12	08/19	08/26	Total
1	Pork Roll a la Mode	55	57	54	55	221

July 2015

	Team Name	07/01	07/08	07/15	07/22	07/29	Total
1	University of Inwood: Gay-Straight Alliance	55	55	49	55	53	267

June 2015

	Team Name	06/03	06/10	06/17	06/24	Total
1	University of Inwood Commencement Library Fine Amnesty Program	58	53.5	56	53	220.5

May 2015

	Team Name	05/06	05/13	05/20	05/27	Total
1	May Your Shoes Be Red	53	58	50.5	47.5	209*

April 2015

	Team Name	04/01	04/08	04/15	04/22	04/29	Total
1	April Shoe-ers	59	55	54	56	58	282

March 2015

	Team Name	03/04	03/11	03/18	03/25	Total
1	Beware the Ides of Trivialis	53	58	46	54	211

February 2015

	Team Name	02/04	02/11	02/18	02/25	Total
1	Roses Are Red Shoes Are Too	52	53	56	54	215

January 2015

	Team Name	01/07	01/14	01/21	01/28	Total
1	Mmmm....Pork Roll	55	52	55	62.5	224.5

December 2014

	Team Name	12/03	12/10	12/17	Total
1	Rudolf the Red Shoe Reindeer	53	55	53	161

November 2014

	Team Name	11/05	11/12	11/19	11/26	Total
1	The Red Shoe Gunpowder Plot	54	54	54	55	217

October 2014

	Team Name	10/01	10/08	10/15	10/22	10/29	Total
1	Dick Trickle and the Hollow Weenies	53	52.5	43.5	54	51	254

September 2014

	Team Name	09/03	09/10	09/17	09/24	Total
1	One Red Toe Tapping	41	56	56	56	209

August 2014

	Team Name	08/06	08/13	08/20	08/27	Total
1	University of Inwood Baby Farm and Petting Zoo	54*	57	58	56	225

July 2014

	Team Name	07/02	07/09	07/16	07/23	07/30	Total
1	Cumming Up With Seaman Cumming Puns	45	58	54	56	63	276

June 2014

	Team Name	06/04	06/11	06/18	06/25	Total
1	Abnormally Mediocre	52	57	55	52.5	216.5

May 2014

	Team Name	05/07	05/14	05/21	05/28	Total
1	Trivialis in Wonderland	54	53	54	61	222

April 2014

	Team Name	04/02	04/09	04/16	04/23	04/30	Total
1	University of Inwood Spring Break Rehydration Center	56	46	50	53.5	54	259.5

March 2014

	Team Name	03/05	03/12	03/19	03/26	Total
1	The Steel Toed Ruby Slippers	54	51	49.5	53	207.5*

February 2014

	Team Name	02/05	02/12	02/19	02/26	Total
1	Tivi-Über-Alles	51	51	51	51.5	204.5

January 2014

	Team Name	01/01	01/08	01/15	01/22	01/29	Total
1	Duke Silver and the Cones of Dunshire	48	48	54	57	51	258

December 2013

	Team Name	12/04	12/11	12/18	Total
1	Adeste Trivialis	52	52*	52	156

November 2013

	Team Name	11/06	11/13	11/20	11/27	Total
1	Here Comes the Trivialis	50	56	57	49	212

Spooky Night Mixer Part 2

	Team Name	10/30	Total
1	Curse of Phil's Beard	30*	30*

Spooky Night Mixer Part 1

	Team Name	10/30	Total
1	Trick or Trivialis Trebek	28	28

October 2013

	Team Name	10/02	10/09	10/16	10/23	Total
1	Waffles, Friends, and Work	50*	52	43	58	203

September 2013

	Team Name	09/04	09/11	09/18	09/25	Total
1	The Wheels on the Bus Go Suck It Trebek!	53	49	56	60	218

August 2013

	Team Name	08/07	08/14	08/21	08/28	Total
1	Bunny Slippers Make My Nipples Tingle	57	50	53	54	214

July 2013

	Team Name	07/03	07/10	07/17	07/24	07/31	Total
1	Ice Cream! Hot Dogs! Seaman, Cumming	46	56	55	56	48	261

June 2013

	Team Name	06/05	06/12	06/19	06/26	Total
1	Party at Table 8!	54	52.5	49	55	210.5

May 2013

	Team Name	05/01	05/08	05/15	05/22	05/29	Total
1	2,000 Pounds of Stampeding Revenge	55	54	56	55	53	273

April 2013

	Team Name	04/03	04/10	04/17	04/24	Total
1	Seaman Cumming Round the Mountain	39.5	53	52	54.5	199

March 2013

	Team Name	03/06	03/13	03/20	03/27	Total
1	That's What Grandma Said at the Orgy	49	59.5	50	53	211.5

February 2013

	Team Name	02/06	02/13	02/20	02/27	Total
1	University of Inwood...	51	51	57.5	46	205.5

January 2013

	Team Name	01/02	01/09	01/16	01/23	01/30	Total
1	University of Inwood	55	48	52	55	53	263

December 2012

	Team Name	12/05	12/12	12/19	12/26	Total
1	Seaman Clause is Cumming to Town	55	49.5	41	42	187.5

November 2012

	Team Name	11/07	11/14	11/21	11/28	Total
1	The Hypno-Toads	58	52	51	48	209

October 2012

	Team Name	10/03	10/10	10/17	10/24	10/31	Total
1	The Red Shoes	46.5	47	51	50	52	246.5

September 2012

	Team Name	09/05	09/12	09/19	09/26	Total
1	University of Inwood Lambda Lambda Lambda Rush	48	46	47.5	55	196.5

Nerd Night Mixer

	Team Name	08/29	Total
1	Chewbacca	54	54

August 2012

	Team Name	08/01	08/08	08/15	08/22	Total
1	Random Chaos	52	39	54	53	198

July 2012

	Team Name	07/04	07/11	07/18	07/25	Total
1	Random Chaos	52	52	51	51	206

June 2012

	Team Name	06/06	06/13	06/20	06/27	Total
1	IMSA	46	48.5	57*	53	204.5

May 2012

	Team Name	05/02	05/09	05/16	05/23	05/30	Total
1	University of Inwood Agent Kate Conlin Memorial Library	49	48	55	56	50	258

April 2012

	Team Name	04/04	04/11	04/18	04/25	Total
1	Inwood Nation	54	50.5	47	48	199.5

March 2012

	Team Name	03/07	03/14	03/21	03/28	Total
1	The Blockheaded Bracegirdles	48	49	50	57	204

February 2012

	Team Name	02/01	02/08	02/15	02/22	02/29	Total
1	Random Chaos	51	48	51	42	54	246

January 2012

	Team Name	01/04	01/11	01/18	01/25	Total
1	Treats and Snoozin	55	57	53	54.5*	219.5

December 2011

	Team Name	12/07	12/14	12/21	12/28	Total
1	Deck the Halls With Seaman and Cumming	56	43.5	47	49	195.5

November 2011

	Team Name	11/02	11/09	11/16	11/23	11/30	Total
1	Seaman Cumming to Baste Your Turkey	55	48	51	59	51.5	264.5

October 2011

	Team Name	10/05	10/12	10/19	10/26	Total
1	Team Two	58.5	48	42.5	53	202

September 2011

	Team Name	09/07	09/14	09/21	09/28	Total
1	IMSA	53	51	56.5	49	209.5

August 2011

	Team Name	08/03	08/10	08/17	08/24	08/31	Total
1	Augustus Trivialis	64	54	38.5	48.5	52	257

July 2011

	Team Name	07/06	07/13	07/20	07/27	Total
1	Showtime Synergy	43	53.5	53	51	200.5

June 2011

	Team Name	06/01	06/08	06/15	06/22	06/29	Total
1	Majestuous	55	44	54	39.5	52.5	245

May 2011

	Team Name	05/04	05/11	05/18	05/25	Total
1	University of Inwood Museum of Comparative Cryptozoology	46	51	54*	49	200

April 2011

	Team Name	04/06	04/13	04/20	04/27	Total
1	Weasel Stomping Day	51	49	48	54	202

March 2011

	Team Name	03/02	03/09	03/16	03/23	03/30	Total
1	Random Chaos	58	52	51	52	47	260

February 2011

	Team Name	02/02	02/09	02/16	02/23	Total
1	I Agree With Tracy Morgan	47	53	55.5	49	204.5

January 2011

	Team Name	01/05	01/12	01/19	01/26	Total
1	The Makisupa Policemen	55	47	56	47.5	205.5

December 2010

	Team Name	12/01	12/08	12/15	12/22	12/29	Total
1	Random Chaos	50	54	54	50	45	253

November 2010

	Team Name	11/03	11/10	11/17	11/24	Total
1	Who Dat Ninja?	48	50	52	50.5	200.5

October 2010

	Team Name	10/06	10/13	10/20	10/27	Total
1	The Simpletons	43	50	50	38.5	181.5

September 2010

	Team Name	09/01	09/08	09/15	09/22	09/29	Total
1	Tearwater Tea	38.5	50*	48.5	42.5	44	223.5

August 2010

	Team Name	08/04	08/11	08/18	08/25	Total
1	Squam!	43	44*	48	45.5	180.5

July 2010

	Team Name	07/07	07/14	07/21	07/28	Total
1	Secondhand Embarrassment	36.5	44	53	54	187.5

June 2010

	Team Name	06/02	06/09	06/16	06/23	06/30	Total
1	Random Chaos	51*	47.5	45	45	43.5	232

May 2010

	Team Name	05/05	05/12	05/19	05/26	Total
1	The Simpletons	44.5	44	50	51	189.5