|The State of the University of Inwood is Strong||55|
|2||A Romantic Box of Pork Rolls!||54|
|3||Burger of the Month: It's Fried Egg I'm in Love Burger||53|
|Womans and Husbands||51|
|Groundhog Sees Seaman Cumming||47|
|Mediocrity, Will You Be My Valentine?||47|
|Plan I.C.E. 21 Savage||44|
The National Enquirer reports that poor Van Kull was terminated with extreme prejudice. Oh, wait...
|1||The State of the University of Inwood is Strong||57|
|2||Burger of the Month: It's Fried Egg I'm in Love Burger||55|
|3||A Romantic Box of Pork Rolls!||54.5|
|Mediocrity, Will You Be My Valentine?||49|
|Groundhog Sees Seaman Cumming||46|
|Ye Olde Spring Chickens||45.5|
|Womans and Husbands||39|
For my money it doesn't get any better than Mr. Wainwright's Chicago Chronicle for hard-hitting investigative journalism.
|1||Burger of the Month: Havarti Like it's 1999 Burger||54.5|
|2||Plan I Cup||52.5|
|3||The University of Inwood 2020 Presidential Campaign Exploratory Committee||50.5|
|All New All Vegan Pork Roll||50|
|Red Shoed Old Acquaintance be Forgot||48|
|Seaman Resolves to Do More Cumming||44|
|Womans and Husbands||35.5|
And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain?
Why fly the Atlantic?
Why... play a football game?
Ummmmmmm... are we sure those go together?
|1||Burger of the Month: Havarti Like it's 1999 Burger||55.5|
|2||Red Shoed Old Acquaintance be Forgot||54|
|The University of Inwood 2020 Presidential Campaign Exploratory Committee||52.5|
|Seaman Resolves to Do More Cumming||51.5|
|All New All Vegan Pork Roll||49.5|
|Womans and Husbands||48|
|Plan I Cup||45|
|Ye Olde Spring Chickens||40|
Fastest moving ball sport in the world, huh? I should check it out next time I'm in Florida.
|1||The University of Inwood 2020 Presidential Campaign Exploratory Committee||57|
|2||Red Shoed Old Acquaintance be Forgot||56|
|3||All New All Vegan Pork Roll||53|
|Burger of the Month: Havarti Like it's 1999 Burger||47|
|Seaman Resolves to Do More Cumming||45|
|Plan I Cup||42|
|Ye Olde Spring Chickens||37|
|Dennis Hopper as Bowser||35|
|Womans and Husbands||33|
You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. And I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do what this one schmuck did to get three consecutive life sentences AND 110 years in maximum-security prison.