|1||Burger of the Month: Itsy Bitsy Teeny weeny Yellow Polka Dot Zucchini Burger||52|
|2||Augustus Mediocritus Caesar||50|
|U of I Don't Know||50|
|3||August Shoes: My Dog Days Are Barking||47.5|
|Cool & Refreshing Pork Roll||47|
|Seaman Cumming to Man A Fort||44.5|
|Woman & Husband||30|
|Discreet (sic) Math||24|
|Price / Lamach's||19.5|
In a trivia first, maybe? the hint comes to you this week in comic form.
|1||Declaration of Mediocrity||54|
|3||University of Inwood Truancy Office||51|
|Michael Douglas as Liberace||44|
|Woman & Husband||41.5|
|Pork Roll: Sweating Like the Pig It Was||31|
What's better than ten days in a madhouse? Probably beating Phileas Fogg by almost that many days.
|1||University of Inwood Truancy Office||58|
|2||Declaration of Mediocrity||57|
|Woman & Husband||57|
|Seaming Cumming to Support NATO||48|
I heard a rumor that OJ might be in attendance at tonight's quiz, so we're going to be focusing a lot on Billy Joel, including a band he formed in 1969 with Jon Small. The band might not have produced good music, but they certainly produced an epic album cover.
Please look it up and be ready for a rockin' quiz tonight.
|1||In The Gutter||55|
|2||University of Inwood Truancy Office||54|
|3||Pork Roll: Sweating Like the Pig It Was||49|
|Woman & Husband||49|
|Declaration of Mediocrity||47|
|Seaming Cumming to Support NATO||40|
|R + D||27|
|Our Excuse Is That We Missed Round #1||20|
Gaspard Gustave Coriolis is one of the 72 scientists with their names inscribed on the Eiffel Tower, but as far as I can tell all his writing seemed to be about billiards. It started subtly with "principle of kinetic energy in the relative motion in machines" and "on the equations of relative motion of a system of bodies", but then he just came right out with it: "Mathematical theory of spin, friction, and collision in the game of billiards".
Speaking of coming right out with it, we're going to be collecting canned goods and other non-perishable food items tonight at the quiz. Our very own Mary O'Shag will be present and she will want to see your cans. Any team whose members all bring donations will receive an entire bonus point added to their score for the night.
|1||Declaration of Mediocrity||47|
|2||Woman & Husband||46|
|Pork Roll: Sweating Like the Pig It Was||45|
|In The Gutter||36|
|Winnie the Brew||27|
|Team Dunning Kruger||24|
|Gus & Mace||19.5|
Happy Independence Day, USA. Not elsewhere.