Pub Quiz
05/02
1 U of I ❤️ NY 58
2 Pork Roll Shot First! 56
3 Mediocrities of the World, Unite! 55
May the First Be With Shoe 54
Burger of the Month: Murder Kimchi Wrote Burger 53
Seaman Tired of Cumming Up With Jokes 53
Punkin & Peas 52
J.K. Simmons as The Yellow M&M 51
Womans + Husbands 48
Louis the 30th 44
Plan I Love You 3000 43
Out of Towner Downers 38
PiG 29
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Evil Mr. Phil
04/30

No, not the Hushpuppy you eat, the six year old who lives in the southern delta.

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Naomi of the North
04/25
1 University of Inwood Awash in Admission Scandal Money 54
2 Mediocrity is Risen 53
3 Burger of the Month The Chevre Little Thing She Does is Magic Burger 52
Unleavened Pork Roll 52
Women and Husbands 49
Seaman Cumming for 3 Days in a Cave 46.5
David Schwimmer as Robert Kardashian 44.5
Plan I 44
The Manifesto 43.5
Sylvia Platitude 40
The Mueller Report 2: Electric Bugaloo 31
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Evil Mr. Phil
04/24

Bees are our fuzzy little friends. Until you make a Nazi out of them.

Grinteeth
The Sadieist
04/18
1 University of Inwood Awash in Admission Scandal Money 51
2 Mediocrity is Risen 49
3 Unleavened Pork Roll 47.5
Sadock + Sadoff d.b.a. The Red Shoes 45.5
Burger of the Month The Chevre Little Thing She Does is Magic Burger 45
Seaman Cumming for 3 Days in a Cave 41
Plan I 39.5
Women and Husbands 35
The Tourists 13
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Evil Mr. Phil
04/17

Tonight Only! Dr. Jordan will be hosting with a very special guest host, Jephoria! I don’t know a lot about him, but with a name like that I’d expect glitter, lots of glitter.

Here’s a hint from Jephoria:

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I like to climb mountains. There's nothing like hiking to the highest point for miles around and taking in everything that the sky touches. But in Manhattan I guess this will have to do. At least I can learn about the history of Fort Washington while I'm there. And I can let my dog run, too-- if I had a dog.

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I swear I just misread that as “everything this guy touches”. Glitter. I’m betting on glitter.

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Evil Mr. Phil
04/10
1 Sadock + Sadoff d.b.a. The Red Shoes 52
2 University of Inwood Awash in Admission Scandal Money 51
3 Plan I 50
Burger of the Month The Chevre Little Thing She Does is Magic Burger 48
Unleavened Pork Roll 48
Seaman Cumming for 3 Days in a Cave 46
Women and Husbands 46
Mediocrity is Risen 45
Aunt Becky's Grifters 32
University of South Riverdale 32
Uzbek Stew 17
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Mary O'Shag
04/10

If your subtalar joint is not functioning well, you may have trouble walking on uneven surfaces.

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Mary O'Shag
04/04
1 Mediocrity is Risen 57
2 Unleavened Pork Roll 56
3 Burger of the Month The Chevre Little Thing She Does is Magic Burger 54
University of Inwood Awash in Admission Scandal Money 54
Sadock + Sadoff d.b.a. The Red Shoes 45
Seaman Cumming for 3 Days in a Cave 44
David Schwimmer as Robert Kardashian 43
Plan I 42
Pink Gingham Style 38
Women and Husbands 38
Professor
Professor Lone Star
04/03
1 U of I Suck It Up 56
2 Burger of the Month: Friends, Romaine, Country Ham Burger (lend me your fries) 53
3 In Like a Lion, Out Like a Shoe 51
Pork Roll Over My Rainbow 50
Seaman and Cumming Made a Baby 46
Plan I See It, I Like It, I Want It, I Got It 45
Mediocrity Madness 40
Womans and Husbands 39
Sam Rockwell as George W. Bush 37
We Think We Can 35
Grinteeth
The Sadieist