| 1 | Pork Roll Nipping at Your Nose | 50 |
| 2 | Womans and Husbands | 49.5 |
| 3 | Santa's Red Boots | 46.5 |
| Mediocrity on 34th Street | 46 | |
| Plan H | 45.5 | |
| Seaman and Cumming to Eat Your Figgy Pudding | 44.5 | |
| Fibonacci's Sequins | 43 | |
| Bruno's Minions | 34 | |
| Getting Higgy With It | 28 | |
| Roos | 26 | |
| No Chance | 21 | |
| Beer Here | 18 |
Happy New Year! I know you're all excited about your resolutions, but I've only got one thing on my mind: PLAYOFFS?!?
Full disclosure: I really just wanted you to watch that commercial. That said, it might be useful to know who's in the PLAYOFFS?!?
I ordered duck à l'orange, but they brought me Duc de L'Isle instead, and now I'm doomed to eternal torment. Wait until they see my Yelp review!
At the SECOND quiz of 2019 (1/9/19) we're going to do a White Elephant Gift Exchange for a the fifth (!) year in a row. Why? Because... well, because we can.
Bring in an anonymously wrapped item (worth $10-$15), and you'll be able to take home a different, unwrapped item worth $10-$15. Amazing!
| 1 | Santa's Red Boots | 58 |
| 2 | Mediocrity on 34th Street | 57 |
| Pork Roll Nipping at Your Nose | 57 | |
| 3 | Burger of the Month Guacing around the Christmas Tree | 56 |
| Plan H | 56 | |
| Seaman and Cumming to Eat Your Figgy Pudding | 52 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 52 | |
| Michael Douglas as Liberace | 43 | |
| Dope Beat to Step To | 40 | |
| The Homies | 38 | |
| Murry Market | 35 | |
| North Pole Elves Labor Union | 24 | |
| Red Hairring | 21 |
Naomi of the North sez: He was unforgettable with that Mona Lisa smile.
| 1 | Santa's Red Boots | 53 |
| 2 | Seaman and Cumming to Eat Your Figgy Pudding | 50 |
| 3 | Burger of the Month Guacing around the Christmas Tree | 48 |
| University of Inwood | 48 | |
| Pork Roll Nipping at Your Nose | 46.5 | |
| Mediocrity on 34th Street | 46 | |
| A Flock of Beagles | 43 | |
| Plan H | 37 | |
| Ye Olde Spring Chickens | 37 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 36 | |
| Michael Douglas as Liberace | 35 | |
| Marzipan | 23 |
Is it an animated pig? One of the Marx Brothers? A pizza topping? No, Peppo is none of these things. In fact, it’s not even a soda anymore.
Don't forget the golden knights!
| 1 | Red Shoes, Blue State | 55 |
| 2 | All Shows Owes Pork Roll Tickets | 54 |
| Burger of the Month Absentee Shallot Burger | 54 | |
| 3 | Woman and Husband | 52 |
| #mediocritywave | 50 | |
| University of Inwood Obstetrics Department | 50 | |
| Base Camp: Gregor Klegane | 49 | |
| Plan H | 48 | |
| Seaman Been Cumming for 10 Long Years | 48 | |
| Fancy and Scrappy | 41 | |
| The Manifesto | 40 | |
| Cooler Than Humphrey Bogart in a Walk-in Freezer | 39 | |
| Pinot Palace | 26 | |
| Forust & Jenny | 18 |
