| 1 | University of Inwood Solstice Cycle Class | 53 |
| 2 | Seaman Cumming in Third Place | 51 |
| 3 | Base Camp: Mt. Kilamon-Juno | 49 |
| The Red Junes | 49 | |
| Plan H | 48 | |
| Burger of the Month I'm Too Old for This Shishito Burger | 47 | |
| Mediocrity Pride Month | 47 | |
| The Manifesto | 42 | |
| Brontë for President | 38 | |
| I'll Trade You Sheep For Denuclearization of North Korea | 28 | |
| Pic Me a Winner | 27.5 |
Two hundred years after Ben Franklin called for science to give us the "Liberty of Expressing one’s Scent-iments" and said that any other scientific endeavor was "scarcely worth a FART-HING", Alan Kligerman finally delivered what we'd all been waiting for.
Also, it's the second Wednesday of June, so it's time to "show us your cans"! Our very own Mary O'Shag will be on site collecting canned goods or other non-perishable foodstuffs for the Goos Shepherd Food Pantry. Please consider bringing donations - if everyone on your team does, we'll give you a bonus point.
See you tonight!
| 1 | University of Inwood Solstice Cycle Class | 56 |
| 2 | Pork Rock and Rolla | 53 |
| 3 | The Red Junes | 51 |
| Plan H | 50 | |
| Burger of the Month I'm Too Old for This Shishito Burger | 49 | |
| Mediocrity Pride Month | 48 | |
| Seaman Cumming in Third Place | 46 | |
| Kim Pard(ashi)on | 45 | |
| Brontë for President | 38 | |
| Netflix and Buttstuff | 34 | |
| Royals | 11 |
So that’s what the Griesedieck family was up to in 1919.
| 1 | Burger of the Month: If Looks Could Kale Burger | 51* |
| In the Gutter | 51 | |
| 2 | University of Inwood Mayflower Pressed Powder Compact | 50 |
| 3 | Chairman May's Little Red Shoes | 49 |
| Pork Rolleigh Fingers | 49 | |
| The Mavis Bond Society for the Betterment of Society | 47 | |
| Plan H | 46 | |
| Seaman Cumming to Suck Your Nectar | 42 | |
| Herbert H. Hoover? I Hardly Herbert H. Know Her! | 40 | |
| Woman & Husband | 14 |
PRIZES, PRIZES, PRIZES
It's the last Wednesday of the month, and the Indian Road Café Pub Quiz has a slew of prizes to give away.
We've got monthly prizes, nightly prizes, and as a special addition this week...
PEZIDENTIAL PRIZES!
Sorry there's no hint today, but... PRIZES! Good luck tonight!
| 1 | Burger of the Month: If Looks Could Kale Burger | 53 |
| 2 | 5 is the Mediocriest Number | 52 |
| University of Inwood Mayflower Pressed Powder Compact | 52 | |
| 3 | Pork Rolleigh Fingers | 50 |
| Seaman Cumming to Suck Your Nectar | 44 | |
| Plan H | 43 | |
| Ye Olde Spring Chickens | 37 | |
| Chairman May's Little Red Shoes | 35 | |
| 2 Heads Are Better | 30 |
To prepare for this week's quiz, I would like you all to set aside a little time for rediscovering the music of soft-rock band Bread.
So...
Sit down on a soft chair.
Pop open a soft drink.
And soften your wits with some softly playing, soft-core rock.
Here's some lyrics from their song "If" that will certainly shut your brain down:
If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you
Tomorrow and today
Beside you all the way.
Have fun on your journey of musical discovery. I'm sure we'll have lots to talk about at the quiz tonight.
| 1 | Burger of the Month: If Looks Could Kale Burger | 53.5 |
| 2 | Chairman May's Little Red Shoes | 47 |
| 3 | Pork Rolleigh Fingers | 45 |
| Seaman Cumming to Suck Your Nectar | 45 | |
| Plan H | 44 | |
| 5 is the Mediocriest Number | 42 | |
| Phoenix Trivialis | 42 | |
| University of Inwood Mayflower Pressed Powder Compact | 32 | |
| Los Paraguayos | 27 |
| 1 | Burger of the Month: If Looks Could Kale Burger | 54 |
| 2 | Chairman May's Little Red Shoes | 53 |
| Plan H | 53 | |
| 3 | 5 is the Mediocriest Number | 50 |
| Pork Rolleigh Fingers | 50 | |
| Seaman Cumming to Suck Your Nectar | 50 | |
| Woman & Husband | 49 | |
| University of Inwood Mayflower Pressed Powder Compact | 46 | |
| Balls of ??? | 38 | |
| Dark and Stormy Daniels | 26 |
